Clearing, Foot Of The Vegetation You are at the bottom of the a huge lump of vegetation which is infact a huge climbable beanstalk. The beanstalk rises high above you and supports a building. You wonder what the deal is with this bloody forest and buildings in trees. A sign is wedged in between two of the beanstalks toes. To the east, south and west flows a pathway which extends from the clearing. Everywhere else is the forest. >u You clamber up the beanstalk. Halfway Up The Beanstalk You are hanging on the middle of the huge green beanstalk. The building is some way above you and the ground is of an equal distance below you. The land is also below you. Off to the west you can see a beach. A small cluster of buildings is visable to the south and southeast. The rest of the view is filled with dense forest. Here and there you can see gaps in the forest, clearings maybe? In the distance you hear somebody singing about hills being alive with the sound of music. >u You clamber up the beanstalk. Top Of The Beanstalk You are at the top of the huge green beanstalk, underneath the building. The beanstalk rises through a hole in the floor of the the building above and the building rests solidly on the solid thick vegetation of the beanstalk. Far below you is the land which resembles a small toy village. >u You clamber through the hole at the top of the beanstalk. Lobby You are in the lobby of the building. The lobby is furnished with opal tiles and boasts a large circular hole in the centre of the floor. A green plant which resembles the top of a huge beanstalk rises from the centre of the hole. A battered wooden table sits harmlessly by the wall. Through an archway to the north, you can see a magnificent hall. On the battered wooden table is a flyer. >n A Magnificent Hall You are in a magnificent hall which is the hub of the building, although if the truth be known the hall is probably more on the western side of the building rather then central as you would usually expect to find a hub. The ceiling is supported high above you by huge golden pillars which encircle the hall. In the centre of the hall is a tall white marble statue with an impressive looking plaque below it. The hall continues to the north, while other exits lead eastwards and southwards, both through archways. You can see an old man here. The old man looks up at you and with a grin that shows a perfect set of pearly whites, he firmly shakes your hand. "Welcome to my humble home he says, you're probably wondering what on heaven is going on here, well let me explain. I am God and I am in need of something very important that has been stolen from me and it's your job to get it back." God then goes onto explain about a very boring battle for good versus evil and how some of his hallowed treasure has been stolen by a fallen angel. He then talks about this very special item of treasure being a golden eggcup and it's your job to get it back. His boring droning goes on for what appears to be a millennium and he talks about rivers of blood, dark skies and how Big Brother 10 was underrated due to the irrepressible dark horse. Finally, he wraps up saying that return his treasure and he may help you… >n A Magnificent Hall You are at the northern end of the magnificent hall. Again, the hall is encircled by large golden pillars which support the ceiling high above you. The hall extends to the south. A marble altar sits solidly in the centre of the hall and is surrounded by knitted prayer mats. On the marble altar is a framed photo. >examine photo The photo appears to have been placed in a priceless golden frame. The photo itself is of David Hasselhoff. God arrives from the south. >look A Magnificent Hall You are at the northern end of the magnificent hall. Again, the hall is encircled by large golden pillars which support the ceiling high above you. The hall extends to the south. A marble altar sits solidly in the centre of the hall and is surrounded by knitted prayer mats. On the marble altar is a framed photo of David Hasselhoff. You can also see God here. >rub photo David's smile seems even brighter then before. >rub photo David's smile is now extremely bright. God strolls off to the south. >rub photo Pure light floods your brain and burns into your eyes from the raident smile of David. You eyes fail and everywhere desends into darkness, at least as far as your ruined eyes are concerned. At this moment, some angels who were passing in the heavens above on their way back from a Manfred Mann concert witness your accident. Together they sing... Yeah, he was blinded by the light Cut loose like a deuce, another runner in the night Blinded by the light He got down but he never got tight, but he's gonna make it tonight. It is now pitch dark in here!